Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Shows.

Hey Guys!

I have two comedy shows this week -- Tuesday and Wednesday.

The Tuesday Show is at a pretty nifty bar called An Tua Nua on 835 Beacon St in Boston/Brookline. It's parallel to Fenway Park, but there's usually a good amount of parking on Beacon street. Ticket price is $7 and the show starts at 8:30.

Wednesday we perform at Improv Boston which is at: 1253 Cambridge St, in Cambridge. It's a bit difficult to find parking, nonetheless I would recommend driving rather than taking the central square t stop and then walking. Tickets are $5 and the show starts at 8pm.

Come to both! We have a dilapidated group due to the holiday, but I still think we can put on a show!

Peace.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Syriana


Shame on you for not knowing who these two actors are!

Let's make this simple. I saw Syriana today with my gf and my little sisters. I thought it was an excellent movie. It has two of my favorite actors: Jefferey Wright, Alexander Siddig (from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine!). These gentlemen are often overlooked, but are some of the best actors working. Even the more "Hollywood" actors knocked the ball out of the park, so to speak: George Clooney, Matt Damon, Amanda Peet, Chris Cooper. Excellent, Excellent. And don't forget Mazhar Munir, who puts a disturbingly human touch on a suicide bomber.

Sigh. It was a lenghty and dense film. It doesn't have an immediate payoff, until you start to think about it and put the pieces back together afterwards. I thought it would be more heavy-handed, and even pedantic. I think it was a lot more subdued than people give it credit for. I also think they do a great side of showing both sides to virtually every issue. I guess some of the problem lies with the fact that some sides you don't want to see humanized because you disagree with it so.

I didn't mind seeing it in the theatre. It's a good movie to rent, although there are certain subtilities in the acting that come across better on a bigger screen than the tv.

But that's just my take.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas to All

Merry Christmas. I like Christmas. I like being a Christian. I just wish their were less hoopla over the commercialism, and more focus on Christ's message. Plus, the mythology surrounding gift-giving is based in a Zoroastrian religion. In fact, many Gnostic religions believe the Magi were looking for the re-incarnation of Zoroaster -- one of the first monotheistic religions that was based in an theology of love and tolerance. (Key word: tolerance. Therefore Akhenaton doesn't count.)

I love my presents as much as the next person. But, I am brought to tears to think how we've twisted a message of love into a theology of jingoism, xenophobia and fear. Where is our "teology;" our desire to better ourselves through achieving what we think is divine? In that case, as Christians, shouldn't we cheer for joy and love, not coercing salvation? Isn't the "First Half" of the Bible a polemic that shows the downfall a civilization meets when she seeks to meld her desire for vengeance from her enemies with divine law?

Eck, I'm just talking. Don't listen to me. I'm just an old-timer ranting about what ain't right in the world. Don't let me spoil the holidays.

89.7 is playing Christmas Carol. I was always spooked by the ghosts as a kid. Not just any ghosts, but the ones on the Disney Cartoon, where Goofy played a very convincing Jacob Morley. (Whatever happen to Goofy?) I used to sleep with the nitelight on -- every night -- for like 3 years after watching it (in 1999). I think that's why I'm such a goody-two shoes because I don't want to be visited by an unfortunate souls on three consecutive nights.

... And to All a Good Night!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Last Post for the night

Check this out. Funny clip from SNL. One of the few times they got the rap song spoof right, in my opinion.

And thanks to Somms for this site and this picture from the Chinese translation of Star Wars. Actually, this is a LITERAL translation of what was said in Chinese. So "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith," was translated as "Star Wars Episode III: The Backstroke of the West."


Yep. You'll notice that the 21st century cinematic reimagining of the Japanse Saumrai Class was translated into Chinese as a 21st century cinematic reimagining of the 18th century Calvin Reform Church movement, yes those Presbyterians. Lovely.


This was the part where they wanted to Anakin to spy on Emperor Palpatine. Or, they wanted him to make love to Palpatine. Whatever. The general outcome's the same. I mean, they both involve shiny lightsabers, right? Well, at least when I think of... spying. Oh, nevermind.


This is MY FAVORITE picture. Remember the part where Vader finds out about Padame, and he screams, "NOOOOOOO..." Well, the good thing about the Chinese version is that they give you the emotional intent behind it as well.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Hooray! I've been tagged by JoMilkman. And now I'm a house on fire! 5 moves of Doom! Russian Sweep! Kip Up! Leg Drop! Macho Man Elbow! Rock Bottom! Gore! Gore! Gore!

Enough Wrestling jokes. No seriously (seriously), I'm supposed to write about 7 songs, and then tag 7 other people who have blogs. Which stinks, because I only know like 7 people with blogs (who've all been tagged). Unless there are a few of you out there who have blogs but don't really talk about them (JEAN, KATIE!), I hereby tag all of you. You must write about 7 songs. Eventually that'll reach all of you.

Here we go:

1) Jimi Hendrix - Manic Depression

Aside from being the first Jimi Hendrix song I don't find daunting (daunting), this is a great song to introduce you to Jimi Hendrix. Please understand, this is not a "signature" song; for that I will point you to either Voodoo Child or Who Knows off the Electric Ladyland and Band of Gypsys (live). Manic Depression is a great example of Jimi's sense of rhythm in composing a song. Not many guitarists know how to create a song that drives with the guitar, bass and drum lines. I know a lot of 80's hair rock may have a great distortion guitar riff, or a great driving drum part. My take on 80's rock can be summed up in three lines:

"Cannon-ball! Cannon-ball-all"

"You've got to fight" bah-bah "For Your Right" bah-bah "To Parrrrrrrrrr-tay!" (Repeat "Cannon-Ball")

"Here I am"-bah-bum-bah-bah "Rocking Like a Hurricane!" (Repeat "Right to Party" and "Cannon Ball").

A lot of rock groups can have a great a rhythm guitar section, a great soloist, but honestly no one outside of Jazz circles really can lay down such complexity with such limited technology. True, Jimi did create a lot of technical innovations for guitarists and updated recording studio technology, but his genius was in anticipating a type-of rock jazz that would really take off decades after his passing.

2) Eric Clapton - "Layla"

Was this Eric and the Dominoes ("Domininoes" - Donald Trump SNL), or was this Cream? No matter, we all know it was Slowhand's work. Who else can make a personal story about desiring (and winning) your best friend's wife, and make it so…heart wrenching? It also has a nice layer of 4 separate guitar tracks. Pretty cool.

3) GZA - "Liquid Swords", Ghostface Killah - "Indy 500" and Wu Tang Clan - "Cream" and "Triumph".

Not wanting to cheat, I decided to lump my favorite Wu-Tang tracks together. What can I say about Wu Tang that isn't summed up in Jamie's post about the Wu? Well, a lot actually, since his post wasn't really about Liquid Swords. Wu Tang isn't gansta rap. It's a group of West-Coast real as can be mother f-ers who had an interesting life and told it in sweeping poems that made the worse conditions of Western capitalism seem, I dunno, idyllic. Sadly, everyone lumped the cartoonish and genre-spoofing violence of WT with the smut of so-called gansta rap. It used to bug me that people weren't realizing how insanely talented musicians they had to be to create such a mix of sonic and verbal syncopation. But I'm over it. That's what happens when a member (Old Dirty) actually takes MTV on a limo ride with him while he picks up his welfare check. Sigh.

Okay, this isn't supposed to be long. I'll finish it.

4) Jamiroquai - Canned Heat.

You know it as the "Napoleon Dynamite" song, but really it's a song. Jamiroquai is a great example of the musicianship that was possible during the disco-era. I know, I know, they're not from the 70's. But true Jamiroquai fans have to acknowledge that very few bands understand how to play good funk music.

5) Red Hot Chili Peppers -- Funky Monks

Except for these guys. RHCP is one of the best bands of our generation. They have pop-rock cred, they have California power-punk-cock-rock cred, and they have pure music cred. Everyone knows the story about how Flea (the bassist) was a killer jazz trumpet player, right? How his father knew some musician friends who knew from the time he was a little kid he would be a top-flight musician. Just listen to him. And then listen how John F(too lazy to look up last name) twists and turns Flea's bass-line in and out to form this really cool melody. I remember a Rolling Stone interview where they were working on interweaving 50's Doo-Wop, 60's Beach Boys, and 70's funk music into one big mix. Really most of their songs are amazing. I offer this one to you.

6) Dave Matthews - Satellite.

Kate, I admit. You were right to love Dave Matthews all those years. It's okay for me to be a sensitive man, and the world's just going to have to deal with it. This is a great tune which spotlights how Matthews acoustic guitar can sound like a violin on the intro, a mandolin on one chorus, and then a guitar again towards the end. Another good one is "American Baby." Despite being overused by the NBA over the summer, it is still a rocking political polemic about our current state of national affairs.

7) Hootie and the Blowfish - "Let Her Cry" and "Time"

Only because I think they're message of love and unity is worth mentioning. True, "Tucker Town", "Hootie and the Blowfish" and their new one, "Looking For Lucky," never quite reached the same zenith as "Cracked Rear View," but still they're a good band. Few people have the soulful voice of Darius Rucker.

One more? Okay, just for you Tyken.

8) Outkast - "Elevators"

Great song. If you haven't heard it, it was the song that really put Outkast on the map a few years ago. I remember going to my cousin's house (pronounced "cuz") and he had it playing. Man that track was slamming! I love Outkast, and if you love music, you do too.

Peace.

Oh, I have to tag 7 people? Well, I think all 7 people with blogs I know have been tagged. I tag Jean, Kate and the rest of you can just email me and if you want I’ll post your "7 songs".

Peace.

13381 steps!!!

So, today started off kinda slow. I wasn't feeling too, peppy, because my body hurt from doing a full-body weight lifting routine the other day. usually when i get to the gym i only have 30 minutes so i just hop on the bike or something, and here i actually decided to play arnold and do some bench presses and good mornings. well, my body was feeling it today.

plus, i'm trying to make it to work by a certain time and i just haven't yet.

but then things started to take off once i got performing tonight. first off, i did some stand-up. not all the jokes i wanted to do, but i actually got some laughs. i acutally felt less uncomfortable than usual. which is a big step. i did some of my jokes. some of other people's jokes. and some things that came to me on the spot...that was actually funny! wahoo!

and some of our skits killed too. we have a new guy (sorta) who works at wzlx and gave us a plug on the air!!!! and we're working on bringing jam'n and a few other radio stations out. so we're moving on up! to the east side. we finally found a piece of the piiiiiiieee!

and now i'm psyched. i dont' want to go to bed. because i'm afraid the bugs will eat me.

speaking of which, how come i'm the only one who runs the vacuum cleaner and broom in the kitchen? i bent down to wipe up some water i spilled, and when i came up my paper towel had picked up a colony of dust bunnies who said, "please spare us." that's right, i had a new form of sentient (self-aware) life growing in my kitchen. and like a dutiful, full-blooded american, i promptly ended said life, less than surpass me on the food chain.

and to top it all off, all my walking at the mall, around the office, around the town, on the ellipitical machine means i walked around 13000 steps today...you need 10,000 to lose a pound a day! wahoo!

I feel....

(jumps fist first into air)

GREAT!

Monday, December 19, 2005

My Avatar


I can list a whole bunch of reasons why having an Avatar is cool, but then I would come out sounding like a "Folklore & Mythology" college major.

Still, here is what I look like, according to Yahoo. Pretty accurate, no? (NO!)

"I saw the news today, oh boy..."

As if this couldn't happen today:

December 19, 2005
Ny Times Online

North Carolina City Confronts Its Past in Report on White Vigilantes

By JOHN DeSANTIS

WILMINGTON, N.C., Dec. 18 - Beneath canopies of
moss-draped oaks, on sleepy streets graced by antebellum mansions, tour guides
here spin stories of Cape Fear pirates and Civil War blockade-runners for eager
tourists.

Only scant mention is made, however, of the bloody rioting
more than a century ago during which black residents were killed and survivors
banished by white supremacists, who seized control of the city government in
what historians say is the only successful overthrow of a local government in
United States history.

But last week, Wilmington revisited that painful
history with the release of a draft of a 500-page report ordered by the state
legislature that not only tells the story of the Nov. 10, 1898, upheaval, but
also presents an analysis of its effects on black families that persist to this
day.

Culled from newspaper clippings, government records, historical
archives and interviews, some previously unexplored, the report explodes
oft-repeated local claims that the insurrection was a frantic response to a
corrupt and ineffective post-Reconstruction government.

"The ultimate
goal was the resurgence of white rule of the city and state for a handful of men
through whatever means necessary," the historian LeRae Umfleet wrote in the
report's introduction.

The report concludes that the rioting and coup
fully ended black participation in local government until the civil rights era,
and was a catalyst for the development of Jim Crow laws in North Carolina.

"Because Wilmington rioters were able to murder blacks in daylight and
overthrow Republican government without penalty or federal intervention,
everyone in the state, regardless of race, knew that the white supremacy
campaign was victorious on all fronts," the report said.

In the period
immediately after the Civil War, the Democratic Party-ruled government in
Wilmington, which was then North Carolina's largest city, was displaced by a
coalition that was largely Republican and included many blacks. The loss of
power stirred dissatisfaction among a faction of white civic leaders and
business owners.

The tensions came to a head on Election Day, Nov. 9,
1898, when the Democrats regained power, according to historians largely by
stuffing ballot boxes and intimidating black voters to keep them from the polls.
Not waiting for an orderly transition of government, a group of white vigilantes
demanded that power be handed over immediately. When they were rebuffed, in the
words of the report, "Hell jolted loose."

The mob - which the report
said grew to as many as 2,000 - forced black leaders out of town, dismantled the
printing press of a black-owned newspaper, The Daily Record, fired into the
homes of blacks and shot down black men in the streets.

Estimates of the
number of black deaths are as high as 100, state officials said, although they
add that there is no way of truly knowing.

"No official count of dead
can be ascertained due to a paucity of records from the coroner's office,
hospital, or churches," the report said.

Black women and children fled
to swamps on the city's outskirts made frigid by November's chill. There are
accounts of pregnant women giving birth in the swamps, the babies dying soon
after.

No white deaths were verified.

Five years ago, members of
the North Carolina General Assembly commissioned a report on the incident that
they said would be made part of the state's official record. The final report is
to be presented to lawmakers next year.

The release of the draft report
- and its painful conclusions - have been politely, if uncomfortably, received
in this city.

"I spend a lot of time looking forward and not a lot of
time looking in the rearview mirror," said Mayor Spence Broadhurst. "But we can
use our history to grow on. It was a horrible situation in 1898, and this is
2005. But I think it is good for us to talk about it and to fully understand
it."
Styled after similar efforts to document racial atrocities in Rosewood,
Fla., and in Tulsa, Okla., the report begins with a thorough account of
Wilmington's status as the Confederacy's premier port, and the complex structure
of its black society, which included slaves as well as a sizable population of
free black craftsmen before Emancipation. Rifts between black tradesmen and
white Democrats in the years after Reconstruction are chronicled, along with the
growth of black society in prominence and power. In 1897, a year before the race
riot, black residents numbered 3,478 or 49 percent of Wilmington's working
population, according to a directory for that year. By 1900 that number had
fallen to 2,497, or 44 percent, according to data in the report.

According to the 2000 census, Wilmington had a population of 76,000, and
nearly 71 percent of its residents were white and 26 percent were black.

Federal and state authorities did nothing in response to the racial
rioting in Wilmington, and according to the report, the revolt became a model of
sorts when violence later erupted in other cities.

A 1906 upheaval in
Atlanta, the report said, "suggests that the lack of governmental response to
the violence in Wilmington gave Southerners implicit license to suppress the
black community under the right circumstances."

In the years after the
Wilmington rebellion, blacks and whites alike tended not to speak of it.

"I did not even know it happened until I was a grandmother," said Lottie
Clinton, 68, a lifelong resident of Wilmington who is black and a member of the
Riot Commission. "My family thought the more positive things I learned, the
better off I would be."

Another commission member, Anthony Gentile, a
Wilmington contractor who is white, said he had questions initially about
whether the report should have been done at all.

"We didn't want to keep
open wounds open," Mr. Gentile said. "There were a lot of emotions, and there
was a lot of animosity. I was not in favor of doing it."

He continued,
"Everyone made mistakes 100 years ago, let's deal with today."

But, he
said, "My opinion changed, and I was surprised to learn the depth of feeling
that existed and that it was not that long ago."

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Three Shows this week

...Tuesday (An Tua Nua), Wednesday (Improv Boston) and Thursday (Buzz Boston, Tribe Theatre). You gotta do what you gotta do.

Oh, before I forget, check this out. Some guy has a theory on what happened with Dave Chappelle. Haven't read it, yet, but I have to admit I find it interesting.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Hmm...Interseting movie for Fighting Video Game Fans

Like Street Fighter? Like Mortal Kombat? Would you like to see them fight each other?

Check this out.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Simple pleasure

Just found out a friend of mine from college made it back from his recent tour in Iraq as a marine. he's a brave man, someone who went in as a marine rifleman, instead of taking the easy way to a desk job.

i know it's cheesy, and heck it's not like we were best of friends, but knowing he made it back alive is...touching.

May God bless you Ruben. And God bless you Peter van Wert (friend from grade school). Come back safely!

have a good night.

We're finally in the Phoenix...

Listings that is...

Finally we got listed. And pretty soon I hope to have us in the other papers as well as online. That is, unless this other group takes the room from us (they offered to "pay" for the room. pfffttt!!!). So, come down to show the bar owners that we're worth it (cuz we are).

And we had a great show. Seriously, our hard work is finally paying off.

You know the deal, new show, new cast members. Yadda, yadda, yoda.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Cappuccino a go-go

Believe or not, I rarely have coffee. Why? When I went to Spain in '95, I had so much coffee, I was literally an addict. After being such a miserable sod during the week I went cold turkey, I rarely tempt myself with a cup of Joe. Plus, after you've enjoyed the sweet kiss of a cafe bon-bon, you rarely have time for anything else. Imagine a shot glass filled with a double-mocha latte. Enjoy!

Anyways, today we had our office Yankee swap. You know the one, where you bring a gift, pick a number, and then blindly take a gift. And if you don't like it, you can switch with someone who went before you? Yeah, I was mean at first, swapping one of those ball-and-pendulum things you put on your desk for a $25 gift certificate to Barnes and Nobles. After losing a brand-new book for a neck massager (SHARON!), I got nice and gave up my semi-precious neck massager for a box of Winter Wonderland themed plates and cups.

Now, why would allow myself to be duped? It's because I was positively sublimated after a delicious cup of Cappuccino, with a small piece of manna bread (or biscotti. Manna, biscotti, same thing?).

As mentioned earlier, I don't drink coffee. But I have not been this alert and satiated in a LONG while. Are there any positive health benefits from this magical russet-varied port? I think I'm ready to start a new relationship with another brunette.

PS. The Café Escadrille is a great establishment.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Making Up For Mondays

Bragging to Children's "Making Up For Mondays". New Show. New Cast. Tuesday night. 835 Beacon St, Boston. $7. Music and comedy! Come check us out.

Thanks to Snoop, Afro, Andy Shack Attack, Abbey (Doobie), Sexxxler and...Leslie, for coming out to my show last week.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

RIP Richard Pryor

One of the Great Legends of Comedy -- some would say the Greatest of Greats - passed away today at the age of 65. Here is the New York Times obituary.




December 11, 2005

Richard Pryor, Iconoclastic Comedian, Dies at 65

Richard Pryor, the iconoclastic standup comedian who transcended barriers of race and brought a biting, irreverent humor into America's living rooms, movie houses, clubs and concert halls, died Saturday. He was 65.

Mr. Pryor, who had been ill with multiple sclerosis, suffered a heart attack and died at a hospital in Los Angeles, his wife, Jennifer Lee Pryor, told CNN.

Mr. Pryor's health had been in decline for many years. Episodes of self-destructive, chaotic and violent behavior, often triggered by drug use, repeatedly threatened his career and jeopardized his life. "I couldn't escape the darkness," he acknowledged, but he was able to put his demons at the service of his art.

Mr. Pryor's brilliant comic imagination and creative use of the blunt cadences of street language were revelations to most Americans. He did not simply tell stories, he brought them to vivid life, revealing the entire range of black America's humor, from its folksy rural origins to its raunchier urban expressions.

At the height of his career, in the late 1970's, Mr. Pryor prowled the stage like a restless cat, dispensing what critics regarded as the most poignant and penetrating comedic view of African-American life ever afforded the American public. He was volatile yet vulnerable, crass but sensitive, streetwise and cocky but somehow still diffident and anxious. And he could unleash an astonishing array of dramatic and comic skills to win acceptance and approval for a kind of stark humor.

"Pryor started it all," the director and comedian Keenen Ivory Wayans said. "He made the blueprint for the progressive thinking of black comedians, unlocking that irreverent style."

For the actor Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor was simply "better than anyone who ever picked up a microphone." The playwright Neil Simon called him "the most brilliant comic in America."

An Innovative Approach

Mr. Pryor's body language conveyed the ambivalence - at once belligerent and defensive - of the black male's provisional stance in society. His monologues evoked the passions and foibles of all segments of black society, including working-class, church-going people and prostitutes, pimps and hustlers.

He unleashed a galaxy of street characters who traditionally had been embarrassments to most middle-class blacks and mere stereotypes to most whites. And he presented them so truthfully and hilariously that he was able to transcend racial boundaries and capture a huge audience of admirers in virtually every ethnic, economic and cultural group in America. In 1998, he received the Kennedy Center's award for humor, the Mark Twain Prize.

Mr. Pryor's crossover appeal derived largely from his innovative approach to comedy - what Rolling Stone magazine called "a new type of realistic theater." It was essentially comedy without jokes - re-enactments of common human exchanges that not only mirrored the pretensions of the characters portrayed but also subtly revealed the minor triumphs that allowed them to endure and even prevail over the bleak realities of everyday living.

"Comedy," he said, "is when you are driving along and see a couple of dudes and one is in trouble with the others and he's trying to talk his way out of it. You say, 'Oh boy, they got him,' and you laugh. I cannot tell jokes. My comedy is not comedy as society has defined it."

In his autobiography, "Pryor Convictions," written in 1995 with Todd Gold, he allows Mudbone, the down-home raconteur who was perhaps Mr. Pryor's most unforgettable character and in many ways his alter ego, to comment, "the truth is gonna be funny, but it's gonna scare . . . folks."

In fact, Mr. Pryor's often harsh observations and explicit language did offend some audiences. But he insistently presented characters with little or no distortion. "A lie is profanity," he explained. "A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth, especially about oneself."

A Childhood of Characters

Richard Pryor, the only child of Leroy Pryor and Gertrude Thomas Pryor, was born in Peoria, Ill., on Dec. 1, 1940, and raised in a household where, as he wrote, "I lived among an assortment of relatives, neighbors, whores and winos - the people who inspired a lifetime of comedic material." His parents and grandmother ran a string of bars and bordellos that catered to a constant influx of transients who moved in and out of town, which was such an important stop on the black and white vaudeville circuits that it inspired the expression, "Will it play in Peoria?"

A frail child, he learned how to use his quick wit and belligerent humor to gain respect from street gangs and bigger, more aggressive peers. But the antic behavior that served him well in the streets did not translate to the classroom, and he was expelled from school in the eighth grade despite his obvious talent and intelligence. During the remainder of his teens, he worked as a truck driver, a laborer and a factory worker, then joined the Army, where he served in Germany until he was discharged after stabbing another serviceman during a fight.

He returned to Peoria, married, became the father of a son, Richard Jr., and, inspired by the television appearances of Redd Foxx and Dick Gregory, began performing in local nightclubs. In 1962, a variety act offered him a job as a master of ceremonies; leaving his wife and child behind, he began touring, appearing at small black nightclubs in East St. Louis, Cleveland, Chicago, Pittsburgh and Youngstown.

In 1963, after honing his craft on the "chitlin circuit," Mr. Pryor decided to take a crack at New York City. He felt ready to compete with the "big cats" and to try to emulate the success of Bill Cosby, the comedian he most admired. Soon, he was appearing at Greenwich Village clubs like Cafe Wha?, The Living Room, Papa Hud's and the Bitter End.

Mr. Pryor made his national television debut on Rudy Vallee's "On Broadway Tonight" in 1964. He had, in his own words, "entered the mainstream," presenting "white bread," nonoffensive humor that freely copied the styles of other comedians, particularly Mr. Cosby. He worked the Catskills resort hotels and opened for the singer Billy Eckstine at the Apollo Theater in Harlem. Big-time television appearances followed on "The Ed Sullivan Show" and Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show." Two years after his arrival in New York, he had a national reputation.

Despite his growing popularity, Mr. Pryor was frustrated. "I made a lot of money being Bill Cosby," he recalled, "but I was hiding my personality. I just wanted to be in show business so bad I didn't care how. It started bothering me - I was being a robot comic, repeating the same lines, getting the same laughs for the same jokes. The repetition was killing me."

In 1967, Mr. Pryor stormed off the stage of the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, shouting, "What am I doing here? I'm not going to do this anymore!"

In his autobiography, he recalled: "There was a world of junkies and winos, pool hustlers and prostitutes, women and family screaming inside my head, trying to be heard. The longer I kept them bottled up, the harder they tried to escape. The pressure built till I went nuts."

Despite resistance from club owners, booking agents and advisers, he began listening to those voices, developing new material during the next few years served straight from the black experience, even embracing the street vernacular use of the word "nigger."

His first comedy album, "Richard Pryor" (1967) revealed his new direction with such routines as: "I always wanted to go to the movies and see a black hero. I figured maybe on television they'll have it - Look, up in the sky! It's a crow. It's a bat. No, it's Super Nigger. Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound; faster than a bowl of chitlins."

Becoming Himself

By 1970, he had gone underground to reassess his life and his comic approach.

When he returned to show business in Los Angeles, his comedy had changed radically. After seeing his revised act, Mr. Cosby said: "Richard Pryor took on a whole new persona, his own. Richard killed the Bill Cosby in his act, made people hate it. Then he worked on them, doing pure Pryor, and it was the most astonishing metamorphosis I have ever seen. He was magnificent."

Some of his new material appeared on his second album, "Craps (After Hours)" (1971), which was recorded at the Redd Foxx Club in Hollywood. He boldly engaged sensitive racial topics, mocking police harassment of blacks and exploring differences between white and black sexual attitudes.

Although "Craps" is considered one of Mr. Pryor's best comedy albums, initial sales were dismal. Even the black audience for whom it was intended largely ignored it.

Mr. Pryor persisted, however, developing his act and building a new following by returning to the small black clubs that he had abandoned with his initial success. He also appeared at better-known and challenging venues like the Apollo in Harlem and more cutting-edge comedy clubs downtown like The Improv.

The routines developed on those dates provided material for his next album, "That Nigger's Crazy" (1974), which surprised record-industry executives with its appeal to young whites as well as blacks. Despite its X-rating because of explicit language and sexual content, the record sold more than a half-million copies and won the Grammy Award for best comedy album of the year. It was followed by another X-rated album, " . . . Is It Something I Said" (1975), which also went gold and won another Grammy.

Appearances on television furthered Mr. Pryor's career. He was a popular host on "Saturday Night Live" in 1975, and two years later he agreed to do a series of television specials for NBC.

Mr. Pryor's impact was not limited to comedy performance on records and the stage. He wrote for Redd Foxx's popular television series "Sanford and Son" and for "The Flip Wilson Show"; he also collaborated with Lily Tomlin on her television specials, receiving an Emmy Award for best comedy writing for "Lily" in 1974.

After returning from a trip to Africa in 1979, Mr. Pryor told audiences he would never use the word "nigger" again as a performer. While abroad, he said, he saw black people running governments and businesses. And in a moment of epiphany, he said, he realized that he did not see anyone he could call by that name.

He appeared in 40 films during a career that began with "Busy Bodies" in 1969 and concluded with a role opposite his frequent co-star Gene Wilder in "Another You" in 1992.

His first starring role, in 1976, was as a race car driver in "Greased Lightning," and he costarred with Gene Wilder in "Silver Streak." Although he would dismiss "Silver Streak" as a "stupid film," audiences loved his performance and he became one of Hollywood's hottest box-office draws.

Comedy Sets a Standard

Mr. Pryor probably reached the pinnacle of his career in 1979 with his first concert film, "Richard Pryor, Live in Concert," a movie, filmed during an appearance in Long Beach, Calif., that more than a quarter of a century later remains the standard by which other movies of live comedy performances are judged.

The film, which was to inspire others to make their own comic performance movies, caught Mr. Pryor at peak form. He reflected often about his own tumultuous life, with monologues about a domestic quarrel in which he shot his wife's car, the death of his pet monkeys and a near-fatal heart attack, which ended with: "I woke up in the ambulance, right? And there was nothin' but white people starin' at me. I say . . . I done died and wound up in the wrong heaven. Now I gotta listen to Lawrence Welk the rest of my days."

In addition to his wife, Mr. Pryor is survived by six children: Richard Jr., Rain, Elizabeth, Steven, Kelsey and Franklin. He was married six times and divorced five times.

If he used his misadventures to earn fame and fortune, Mr. Pryor also frequently undercut his career and his life with his self-destructive behavior. In 1974, for example, he was sentenced to 10 days in jail, fined and put on probation after pleading guilty to a charge of willful failure to file an income tax return.

In 1978, a court fined him $500, placed him on probation again and ordered him to seek psychiatric care and make restitution after a New Year's Day incident in which he rammed his Mercedes into a car containing friends of his wife and then shot at it with a pistol.

In 1980, after a marathon drug binge, Mr. Pryor was critically burned in an explosion that the police said was caused by the ignition of ether being used in conjunction with cocaine. Fire Department paramedics found him walking in a daze more than a mile from his home outside Los Angeles with third-degree burns over the upper half of his body. He was hospitalized for almost two months while undergoing a series of skin grafts.

Recovering, Mr. Pryor remained a top-box office attraction during most of the 1980's. He appeared in numerous movies and released two more films of live comedy performances, but he continued to be bedeviled by drug and health problems.

In 1986, he was found to be suffering from multiple sclerosis, a disease that strikes at the central nervous system, and as the years passed he experienced its cruelest symptoms: vertigo, tremors, muscle weakness and chronic fatigue.

His performances in "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" (1989) and "Another You" (1992) with Gene Wilder revealed a frail, hesitant actor who struggled to deliver his lines. Still, in 1992, he was back at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles polishing material for a concert tour. He was no longer able to stand on stage and he delivered his monologue from an easy chair. But he was forced to cancel his tour early the next year.

"I realized that I had more heart than energy, more courage than strength," he said. "My mind was willing, but my feets couldn't carry me to the end zone."

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

So, when are we having our next class reunion?

I just want to become famous...



John Krasinski (left, a.k.a. Jim Halpert) and B.J. Novak (intern Ryan Howard) were classmates of the 1997 graduating class at Newton South High School.

Class reunion



Schoolmates from Newton meet again in 'The Office'

BURBANK, Calif. -- B.J. Novak knew from the beginning that the coincidence was statistically improbable, but the depth of its implausibility did not fully hit him until it came time to explain the situation to a radio station in Idaho.

''[The DJs] asked, 'What's John Krasinski like?' I was going to tell them that I'd known John my whole life and that I had played Little League with him," Novak recalls on the set of ''The Office." ''But as I was about to say it, it sounded so bizarre in my head. I thought, 'They'll never believe this.' How do I even explain that two people from Newton South High School wound up on the same show?' I just made something up instead. They would have thought I was playing a joke on them if I told the truth."

What listeners of that station in Idaho missed with Novak's fib is the story of two boys who started playing Little League together for the Orioles in a Newton park and who wound up starring on a Tuesday night sitcom that has survived both early expectations that it would fail, and later, a female president on a rival network who has yielded a tremendous amount of power in the same time slot.

Novak and Krasinski star in the American remake of the British sitcom ''The Office," about a maladroit boss and his put-upon workforce. The sitcom-mockumentary enjoyed a fervent following during its deliberately brief run in the United Kingdom, and later on BBC America. The story of the show's American adaptation is itself remarkable given the recent spate of failed UK-to-US programs (hello, ''Coupling") and the malice of a cult following that was prepared to hate the remake of its beloved masterpiece. After an initial order of six episodes in its first season, NBC recently gave the green light for a full second season. But the fact that Novak and Krasinski, both 26 and both 1997 graduates of Newton South, ended up on this program together is almost as unlikely as the show's success.

''He was the home run king of Little League, did he tell you that?" asks Krasinski with a wide grin. Both men are taking a break from filming in the warehouse-like space that houses the show's set, and the persiflage and ribbing quickly follows the word ''Cut." ''There's a large oak tree in the Newton Centre park playground that is legendary because only a few humans have hit it with a baseball from home plate, and B.J. Novak is among them. And I was there that day."

''This is not an interview about my baseball skills," Novak says, turning a bit pink in the cheeks. ''That's a separate interview for the sports section."

The coincidence doesn't stop at playing on the same Little League team, attending the same middle school, or going to the same high school. Flash back to senior year, 1997, and Novak was writing and performing in the Newton South senior show. The leading man was Krasinski. Eight years later, Novak is a writer for ''The Office," and also stars as frustrated temp Ryan Howard. Krasinski's role on the sitcom -- amiable underachiever Jim Halpert -- is one of the show's central characters. Once again they're costarring, with Novak writing.

''I think John started acting as a direct result of my casting him in the senior show," Novak says. ''So technically, he has me to thank for all of this, right?"

When Krasinski emerges from filming a scene a few minutes later, he confirms that it's true. Before he starred in the senior show, Krasinski's only acting experience had been as Daddy Warbucks in a sixth-grade production of ''Annie" (''It was a bold interpretation, I didn't shave my head.") But after portraying one of his English teachers in the senior show, Krasinski started thinking seriously about acting.

''He was a normal, popular kid who just happened to be a great leading man," Novak says.

After high school, the two would occasionally run into each other at the Blockbuster Video on Needham Street during college breaks, but that was the extent of their contact. Novak went to Harvard with the specific intention of writing for The Harvard Lampoon, which he mentioned in his application to the college. An actor and writer throughout high school, he tried to turn his attention to writing full time at Harvard, majoring in English and Spanish. But Novak, whose father is best-selling biographer William Novak, never completely abandoned performing. At Harvard, he regularly staged ''The B.J. Show," a variety show that he co-wrote and cohosted.

The same year he graduated from Harvard, Novak landed a job as a writer for the short-lived sitcom ''Raising Dad" starring Bob Saget. After that, he appeared multiple times on Ashton Kutcher's ''Punk'd." In one particularly memorable turn, he posed as a driving instructor from hell, nearly bringing fizzy teen queen Hilary Duff to tears.

It was his acerbic humor and ability to throw a slow-burning stare that led to his current job in ''The Office." He was the first actor hired for the show -- before Steve Carell -- after executive producer Greg Daniels caught his stand-up routine.

''He started off with this joke where he said, 'I just graduated from college, but I didn't learn much. I had a double major. Psychology and reverse psychology.' I immediately knew I wanted to do something with him," says Daniels, whose credits include ''The Simpsons" and ''King of the Hill."

While Novak was at Harvard, Krasinski was at Brown University as an English major, eventually graduating as a playwright. Unlike Novak, who is compact, calm, and keeps his intense blue eyes fixed on a target as he throws off one-liners, Krasinski is tall, fidgety, and more likely to goof around about surviving ''the mean streets of Newton." Novak is the guy you would want to grab a beer with after book group, while Krasinski is the amiable, shaggy buddy you would play hoops with, and then try to fix up with your sister. He was recently named in People magazine's sexiest men issue as a sexy newcomer.

''John is a totally handsome tall drink of water," says ''Office" writer and costar Mindy Kaling. ''He's perfect for this show because he's a total flirt. I end up writing a lot of the romantic comedy story lines, and he's perfect for that."

Krasinski got his break in commercials -- most notably for Pepsi and Kodak -- and eventually beat out dozens of contenders for the role of Jim Halpert. Novak had no idea that Krasinski was planning to audition for ''The Office" but said as soon as he saw him, he knew he would land the part.

''He was the same natural he was in high school," he says. ''You can't tell he's acting. I'm actually convinced that he doesn't really know how to act."

For a one-camera sitcom with no laugh track that is going head-to-head with the Geena Davis-as-lady-president drama ''Commander in Chief," ''The Office" has pulled respectable numbers in its Tuesday time slot, particularly with young men. Next month, the sitcom moves to Thursdays, where NBC hopes it will inject some ratings spark into the currently flat evening.

In addition to ''The Office," both Krasinski and Novak have other projects in development. Krasinski has had several small but smartly chosen parts in films such as ''Kinsey," ''Jarhead," and Christopher Guest's forthcoming ''For Your Consideration." He'll also write the screenplay for a film version of David Foster Wallace's ''Brief Interviews With Hideous Men." Novak has signed on to write for a movie version of ''Get Smart," which will star ''Office" co-worker Carell.

''When they approached me about who I would want writing 'Get Smart,' I suggested B.J.," says Carell. ''The episodes of [''The Office"] that he's written walk the line between intensely funny and slightly offensive. But they always fall on the side of being funny. I also suggested him because I think he's going to be someone I'll be working for someday, and I want to get on his good side now."

Despite having found Hollywood success and striking fear in the heart of Carell, Novak confesses that there's one unfulfilled dream he and Krasinski share.

''John and I have talked about opening a Dunkin' Donuts together," he says. ''Yes, these are the shocking secret fantasies of young Hollywood."

Christopher Muther can be reached at muther@globe.com.

Am I an athlete?

Just a little story about professional gamers. Could I be next?

From the www.nytimes.com :
December 6, 2005

Virtual Stars Compete for Real Money

Fatal1ty and Vo0 stood on opposite sides of a darkened theater while an announcer boomed their introductions to an appreciative crowd. Their faces magnified on giant overhead monitors, the two stared straight ahead while artificial smoke swirled around them. They met at center stage and shook hands before starting what the announcer called their “grudge match.”

The victor of the match, which took place in mid-November at the Nokia Theater in Times Square, left with $150,000, while the loser earned $100,000.

Despite the size of the purse, the two rivals weren’t athletes, at least not in the traditional sense. They were cyber-contestants, and their match, which was broadcast on MTV and followed online by thousands of fans, took place in a violent videogame called “Painkiller.”

The event, dubbed the World Tour Grand Finals, was one of 10 contests in nine countries organized by the Cyberathlete Professional League, or C.P.L. In the last year, the tour has given away $1 million in prize money. The C.P.L. is one of several leagues worldwide attempting to turn a popular pastime into a spectator sport.

At the showdown between Johnathan “Fatal1ty” Wendel, 24, and Sander “fnatic.Vo0” Kaasjager, 20, about 200 young men — and women — in their early-20’s and late-teens, some wearing Fatal1ty T-shirts, gathered around the stage.

After a brief countdown, their match began. Sitting across from one another, separated by their computer monitors and wearing headphones, the two were motionless except for their left hands, which lightly tapped their keyboards, while their right hands executed a series of precise jerks on their mice as they guided their red and green characters through a virtual world.

The monitors above them showed the action on their screens: a race through a world of rocket launchers, machine guns and grenades as their characters made perfect 180 degree flips and hit targets with precision aim. The action was so fast it was hard to follow. Two play-by-play announcers, known as “shoutcasters” in the gaming world, tried to add tension and plot to the dizzying blur of explosions, blood and of course, explosions of blood.

The contests, each lasting 15 minutes, were scored with a tally of each player’s kills, or “frags,” against each other.

Mr. Wendel, the best known of the gamers, did what his fans have come to expect and dominated Vo0 in four straight matches.

“There’s a reason why they call him Fatal1ty,” one spectator explained as Mr. Wendel dispatched Mr. Kaasjager in a hail of rockets.

Mr. Wendel, like the 31 other competitors who qualified for the finals, lives the adolescent dream of making money by playing video games. But unlike the other competitors, many of whom still attend college or high school, Mr. Wendel plays full time and has acquired a superstar status in the computer gaming community that he has turned into a business.

His five championships in different video games recently prompted Fox Sports to label name him the second most-feared athlete behind boxer Mike Tyson. (Others on the list include the competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi and Ed Hochuli, an N.F.L. referee.)

This year Mr. Wendel has earned about $600,000 in licensing fees and another $231,000 in tournament winnings. In trying to turn video gaming into a sustainable, professional venture, he and his licensor, Auravision, Inc. of Woodland Hills, Calif., have also spent $50,000 helping other gamers attend gaming events around the globe.

“Johnathan is the cyber-statesmen and ambassador of gaming,” said Mark Walden, marketing and licensing director for Auravision. “He represents the name and face of the emerging digital lifestyle.”

Mr. Wendel, who will be featured on an episode of “60 Minutes” on Dec. 11, currently has endorsement deals for a motherboard and a soundcard, is selling his own branded mouse pads, and is working on a book deal. Mr. Walden says that he hopes to have Mr. Wendel endorsing a complete line of computer parts in the future.

With video games surpassing the annual box office gross of the film industry by more than $1 billion, perhaps a multi-million dollar league with its own superstars shouldn’t be surprising. Angel Munoz, who founded the C.P.L. in 1997, said the leap was a natural one. Because computer gaming is more accessible than other sports, Mr. Munoz said, “we think it will be larger than a lot of traditional sports. But it will take some time.”

Mr. Munoz owned his own investment banking firm before starting the league. “When I went to people and told them what I was doing they thought I was nuts. They said ‘You left a career in investment banking to go and chase this dream of professional gaming, what’s wrong with you?’” he said.

Since the league’s first event, which gave away $3,000 in computer parts as prizes, the league has run tournaments around the world and attracted sponsors like Intel, the video card maker Nvidia, and the energy drink Red Bull.

Mr. Munoz points out that the demographic group gaming attracts — 14 to 21 year-olds — is consuming traditional media at lower rates every single year. He is hoping that his league can reach them. Nathan Gidding, 19, a sophomore at New York University, who was at the match, seems to be the type of fan Mr. Munoz is hoping to attract. An avid gamer, he learned about the tournament after reading an article about Fatal1ty. “I’m really interested in what their setup is and what type of equipment” they are using, he said.

MTV, which broadcast the event as part of its “Game0RZ week,” also streamed video of the contests on its Web site. The channel said the C.P.L. events accounted for 27 percent of its video streams during the week of the event. Salli Frattini, the executive producer for the “C.P.L.: The Tournament & Final on Overdrive,” said the event was a success and that the station would consider airing similar tournaments in the future.

“The gamers were the celebrities,” Ms. Frattini said. “The C.P.L. partnership worked because their goal was to elevate the profile of players and that was our goal too.”

The growth of the C.P.L.’s and professional computer gaming is surprising even to Fatal1ty. “I’m living a dream,” Mr. Wendel said. “I get to travel around the world to play video games.” And to top it off, he made $50,000 in four months selling mouse pads.

I don't get it

Why is this ad being banned from the US? Warning: This video clip contains a high potential to make you laugh.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

I hate the snow...a poem.

I hate the snow.
It causes accidents.
Either I go into a snowbank and break my car,
or I slip on the ice and break my knee.
I hate the snow.

Something you might not know about me (or care to know about me)....

So, at the beginning of this blog, I set out a goal to make new friends and reconnect with old ones. While, I have reconnected with a few, I still feel I need to do a better job of just staying in contact and going out to hang with people. I've been busy, true, and I've had a wonderful new endeavor with Bragging to Children (new show next Tuesday; hot actress I've told you about will show up. She's single. aHEM!); but that still doesn't excuse the fact that I have a wonderful group of friends who deserve to know, in person, that I appreciate them. And that's something I have to work on

Yet, somethings I'm nervous about. As many of you guess, since I've gotten heavy, I get real nervous about eating in front of other people. Not that I necessarily eat bad, but I always see things in "catch-22's": Do I eat a regular meal or do I eat salad? Eat a regular meal, and someone says, "You should cut back. Eat salad." Eat salad and someone (often at work) says, "Is that really going to sustain you? You must eat a lot for dinner." (Honest to goodness that did happen at work.)

I'm also ashamed to admit that three of my ideas of "a good time" (date with Kate or with the Boys) are :
- Sit around and listen to sports talk radio, then take turns calling and telling the host how much they suck.
- Watch quality movies like: Akira Kurosawa's Ran. (I still have to find time to watch Ong Bak with Carl...argh, hate being busy!)
- Go to different comedy clubs, try some stand up routines on each other, and then laugh some more.

Just an aside, Dane Cook's on SNL tonight. He's funny, but what I admire most is how he was able to brand and market himself. I hope to figure out how to do the same with our comedy group.

I had more, but I forgot. Good night!













Scene from "Ran"

Saturday, December 03, 2005

To y'all b-ballers...








Who wants to man up and play some ball this winter/spring?
A couple of years ago, Kate and I took "lessons" at nevertoolate.com . Depending on if I have time and money, I was thinking about joining again. It was fun. Look forward to doing it again. Any takers?

Dang you Ryan Fitzpatrick!

He's my height, my ideal weight, a starting QB in the NFL (as of today), and he wears the number I would wear...if #13 were taken. Damn you Fitzpatrick.
You've von the battle, but I vill vin the var!
::what?::
I vill vin the var!
::It's win. WHHiinnnnn:::
VEEN! VEEN the VAR!
::nevermind!::

Friday, December 02, 2005

Kindly don't pay attention to me.

Last night we went to Legal Sea Foods for my mom's birthday (because I got her a gift certificate). The night didn't start out too well for me because we waited an hour to pick up the buzzer, and another hour after that to be seated. So at the start I was mad hungry, munching on the rolls. Scanning the menu, I found what I thought was a salad without peanuts. I'm pretty sure I asked if it had peanuts, but was too tired or hungry so I may not have. Anyways, I ordered the salad, thinking I'm safe because all the other menu items listed if it had peanuts in it.

Needless to say, when it came it had peanuts. Before I asked if it could be returned, I tried to explain that I must have made a mistake because I made the wrong educated guess about the contents of the salad. After all, the rest of the menu listed if an item had peanuts on it. But before, as soon as I got, "Oh, this does have peanuts. I--" She just starts laying into me. It was kind of funny because the restaurant stopped and some of the servers recoiled as this woman just starts picking on me for not being clear that I had a peanut allergy. The blood and tears are rushing to my head, as I'm trying not to make a scene and educate this woman on the ever-elusive etiquette of customer service.

The funny part of her rant is that she finished, walked away with my salad, and then walked back with a "Did you want to order something else?" Then, a bit more gently this time, suggests that if I was going to pick the french fries off my sister's plate that I should order her meal~which is another funny story, since I was going to get a meal with french fries in it, but was admonished by my sister and mother. So I got french fries and no salad.~Thanks!
Now, I'm in this nutritional study, which I'll talk about later. But I was very good in meal-planning and eating last night, and was looking forward to a nice tasting and healthy dinner. Yet, I got none. Just her lecturing me, as my mom pointed out, killed my appetite. I was going to order something else that was quick, but she didn't even give me a chance to say anything aside from asking if there were peanuts in my order.

I understand, you put in an order and you want to make sure it's right before you have it prepared. However, if you really cared about your customers, you would take a time out to listen to their question, maybe even listen to them explain their complaint before you started to yell at them, wouldn't you? I know I would. Or maybe she didn't care. Would she have reacted the same way if I were someone else?

Before you think I'm making another comment on race, I'm not--necessarily. I have always felt that my size, and yes my race, have always solicited fear~a fight or flight response. Which is always laughable to me, and hard to explain, but you can just sort of see someone's eyes go wide and they feel they have to yell, kick and scream, or else I am going to take advantage of them. So, when a potential argument approaches, I notice that other people who are afraid of me rush to fire the first salvo. They clinch their teeth and fist, close their eyes, and just spit forth whatever comes to their mine. Squinting one eye as they winch with the other, I laugh at their half-wish and half-expectation that I will give them the clobbering they deserve.

To fight this, I've over-developed a acquiescent and friendly disposition because I just can't stomach the constant conflict. But I think because of this, people think that I'm easy to get over, so they continue to badger me until they get a response. I guess part of their thesis is correct; they are insignificant bugs to my big giant self. I just don't care that much to really make a scene, and this seems to make people maddest of all~as if I'm denying them some sort of psychic "release," by not letting the argument reach it's climax.

However, it's a catch-22: because I can argue and scream (and even punch) the loudest, it will be assumed that I started the scene; if I don’t start a scene, I'm not playing by the rules of engagement~once you're engaged you can't turn you back and walk away.
Well, whatev'. I didn't make a scene, just politely said no and continued what I was saying when she would come by. If she did bring up the issue a third time, I would have educated her on the continually elusive etiquette of customer service. Instead, I'm going to call the restaurant and lodge a complaint. Why get in an argument with someone, when you could be more devious and stab them in the back instead. Hehehe.

And to top it off, they didn't cook anyone else's meal right either! I'm through with Legal Sea Foods (of Burlington, Ma).

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Kenderick Perkins...19 Rebounds???!!!

Where did this come from? Is he becoming a taller, more foul-prone, Danny Fortson? Great. And the Celtics still stink.