Dang you Ryan Fitzpatrick!

He's my height, my ideal weight, a starting QB in the NFL (as of today), and he wears the number I would wear...if #13 were taken. Damn you Fitzpatrick.
You've von the battle, but I vill vin the var!
::what?::
I vill vin the var!
::It's win. WHHiinnnnn:::
VEEN! VEEN the VAR!
::nevermind!::