Thursday, January 12, 2006

You know what really grinds my gears?

England!

Like how the BBC says, "Sharon was put in hospital." Isn't it supposed to be in A hospital? And they say I speak ebonics!

Tell you what, we'll give you Madonna, James Bond, and the Toronto Blue Jays if you adhere to American standards of English. Start saying things like, "Ain't," and "I saids that, bitches " and "I had seen that thing," and forget things like "Col-our," and "In hospital."

That's right, I saids that bitches.

And another thing:

1 Comments:

Blogger Carl said...

It's like in sports (from an article I read on ESPN.com) -- "Out with a ____." (ex. Tom Brady is out with a shoulder.) Semantically, what the hell does that mean??

9:58 AM, January 13, 2006  

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