Anyone want to rent the room upstairs from me? Cheap-ish.

...and then I pulled a huge piece of dead skin from my feet...OH HI! Didn't see you there. How long 'ave you been waiting, governor?

So, does anyone know of anyone who wants to rent my upstairs room? We need a roommate. If you're clean (or not, just say yes), come over and look at the place.

Goodness, why am I so desperate to be famous that I almost agreed to smile and greet people at the opening of...an envelope?

Stay Classy, San Diego?