tell you what

he can stop lecturing me on the food, if he agrees to quit cooking smelly food that attracts houseflies. I brought one of those fly-killing strips. well, it does nothing. why would it when it has to compete against rotting dead flesh wrapped in burnt newspaper?

okay, that's harsh. but it's not my food that's stinking up the kitchen (it's never my food, regardless of roommates), and yet I'm getting lectures about what I cook?