Growl!

So now my sports jacket, my favorite tan-colored sports jacket, has a stain on it from the salad bar. My day started out great. Woke up next to a beautiful woman. Emailed me girlfriend (ha!), then made breakfast under the spiteful eye of Achilles.

Damn you, my day was fine until you butted in! Now everything's a mess, and everyone's making fun of me for one thing or another. GROWL!!!!!!