Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Aha!

So, I'm not the only person who has problems with acetaminophen (it causes me to, um..."release" it back in the direction from whence it came). Check this out.

Remeber all those problems my family (well expect me) has been having with doctors? Well, we're not the only ones either! Take that people who have God complexes (except, of course, God).

Go NY Times!

It's been a while since I've logged on to the NY Times website. I must say, absence makes the heart grow founder. Today was the first time in a long time where I've actually found an interesting sports article to read on the website; Not to mention the other business and political articles that they have today. They're really firing on all cylinders. To wit:

An article on the Yankees moving Derek Jeter to Center Field: Now I hate the Yankees, but I admire that they have gone out of their way to create a "Mystique" that imbues players with a certain pride for the team. Aside from a few selfish players and nutcases, they Yankees have players like Jeter and (gulp!) A-Rod who may be willing to play out of position to help the team win. When was the last time that happens in Red Sox Nation? Whenever a team official broaches the subject of moving a player, or asking them to learn to play better defense, said player launches a tirade. Remember the hullabaloo over getting Manny to either increase his range, or move from RF to LF (which he eventually did)? Or about getting Ortiz to drop weight and learn 1B? Or Kevin Millar moving from...nevermind. Listen, I'm just saying that you can bring up this subject with the Yankee's two best players without having people call into WFAN to say how much that player's not going to like it.

The only controversy was when Jeter injured his knee and was speculated to move to 2B. At the time they didn't have A-Rod, so Jeter stuck with SS, and I think he won a Gold Glove (awarded to the best defender per position, excluding the catch-all category of "Outfielder."). There was a minor controversy over the play of aging-CF Bernie Williams, and the Yankees, to their detriment, let him continue until his contract ran out.

An interesting article on the University of the South's desire to shed it's Confederate "heritage" and attract more students. About time, I guess. Seriously though, why was there so great a need to keep slavery? Why, as some people suggest, the South was going to abolish slavery, did they not do it sooner, BEFORE the war started? This goes beyond "States Rights" or stubbornness, or just the inability to have someone else boss you around. I don't see how Economics comes to play, because indentured servants cost just as much as slaves did, yet they ended that practice, set the white indentured servants free and continued with black slavery. How can hate be that deep-seeded, especially to a group of victims? What did they do to the South to deserve such a fate? Anyways, I wonder if the University's plan'll work.

I just can't believe this.
I won't have a snarky comment. Just read!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Show Today

Different show, different week. 3 NEW sketches (mostly about one kid in our group being Asian), and 2 barely-old improv games.

835 Beacon St, An Tua Nua, $7. 8:30 pm

What can I do to better publicize this? Outside from the normal group of friends/blog readers? Any thoughts?

You know what?

I think I'm going to learn Hootie and the Blowfish for guitar..And there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Monday, November 28, 2005

Turd Burgler

I'm 25. What have I done with my life? I'm such a schmuck!

Argh

Vince McMahon used the n-word last night in the pay-per-view. Even though it was in the guise of trying to "fit in," and the black characters gave him dirty looks, but still it has no place. If you're going to use racial undertones to fill out your characters, why not go back to what you did with the Rock, and use the sub-plot of having the first Black WWE-champion? What they're doing now is just wrong. Thank goodness I'm not actually watching the show and I am only reading a website's summary, because my TV would be covered in spit right now. Disgusting!

Reason number 1,756 why Julius "Groucho" Marx was one of the best comedians ever.

Groucho Marx on the Dick Cavett show (almost as good as Conan's) discussing the musical Hair, which had just opened: "I was going to see it, but I went home, took off my clothes, looked at myself in the mirror, and saved seven dollars."

Wow!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Where do YOU stand, huh? HUH?

Took my political compass (again). I think I've matured and changed a bit. Moved a little to the center (or mabye, down and to the center). I guess I've always exhibited some "Classically Liberal", ie Libertarian, views...but seriously, how many leading questions can you ask? Is there someone who takes this test and does not end up on the libertarian side? Here's my results:

Your political compass

Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.03

bought new video games

decided i don't like them so i'm going to return them. nothing funny, just wanted to say something.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I don't get it















So, this is supposed to be cool because of...what?

Jamie

Happy Birthday Jamie!

And give him a hand for pitching in at the last minute yesterday to do tech.

We had a show. It wasn't very professional. We weren't really prepared, but we still performed. My hosting act was fine, not perfect, not horrible, but fine. We performed some improv games which we only performed once before, and it was VERY obvious. And we just weren't in sync at all today. Oh well. We all, myself included, have a LOT of work to do. See you at the next show, next Tuesday.

Jamie enjoy your day.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Thanks

Thank you to all who came out for my surprise birthday party. I really, really appreciate it. I feel so loved!

So, thank you to all who came.

Funny exchanges, at Karaoke:

(AngryBostonian)"So, is Neil Diamond Jewish?" (Ken/Bill)"Josh, does this mean you're going to sing 'Fiddler on the Roof'?" (AngryBostonian)"Because Diamond's a Jewish name, right?" (Me)"Well, does he own a bank?"

(Ken)"Have a happy ending...(points finger to my chest) and I know you will!(winking)"
(Me) "Sigh, come on Josh."

Thursday, November 17, 2005

More Eddie Pics

Picture of Eddie Guerro's T-Shirt, with John Cena's WWE Championship Belt, laid out as a tribute at the end of Monday Night Raw.
How cool do you have to be to just perch yourself up on the ropes like this right in the middle of a match? Usually he'd do this, look at someone in the crowd and just wink. And would stay there until the LAST possible second.

Pure showmanship.

i'm such a slobbb

i took a big piece of chartey's cake. he was like, "woooah. did you take a bite out of this cake?" "uh, yes." "i meant the other cake." "that one's gone too. i'm sorry." "uh, i think kate had a piece."
For the record, it wasn't me who finished the 1st cake, but I did have a piece of the 2nd, more favored one. I can understand why I'm a suspect.

Elliott

Happy Birthday (yew old bastid). To many more!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

A Brand New Hope

So, we started off with a bang, as mistakes and crisiis flew all over the place on our opning night at An Tua Nua. The lights weren't working because someone before I passworded them. Then the audio wasn't working -- the mixer would only play one mic when we needed two. The Improv Troup, Improv Foundry, with some very hubba-hubba cast members, were there early and performed. I tried for them, and didn't make it, so I was looking forward to blowing them out of the water with my comedy skills. I had only 1 speaking part. well, 1.5 (it was a yell). Oh well.

anyways, back to the pre-show. So, we set up. Finally. And then some performers come in at 8:30, which was supposed to be the scheduled start time. but there were different start times posted on the web, in the paper and on the flyers. so everyone was confused. then of course, we're thinking people would show up at 8, and we panic. at one point offering free beer (on my credit card -- thank goodness that didn't go that far) if people showed up. then a few showed up, and we let some in free and others charged full price. it was confusing we weren't sure if we should charge for an audience of 3. but my gf said, "hold the course and charge because you have to pay the tech guy." and we did. and more people showed up! We had a small, but respectable crowd. and this is like my/our first time as the producing group, y'dig? It's like our night our show, and our responsibility for bringing people (as well as the groups performing).

As people started to trickle in, i started to calm down. sorta. trying to get an explanation of what the musical act does, and trying to assuage their (and mine) fears that they could do a show with one mic, i accidentally spilled a hot wax candle on the table. one of the performers got some wax on her leg. I got all this wax, plus a searing hot pain (with the "I'm Okay, I'm Okay," tear running down my cheek), on my hand. OH well. I think that was an ice-breaker. I'm very good at ice-breakers that usually involve ice breaking parts of my body (knee, anyone?).

The first act was Angela (www.myspace.com/uwantangela) . Nice lyrics. Good singing. But there was crossing dressing and semi-nudity involved with a nightie on a less than flattering... and the lyrics were pretty raunchy (one song was "F-me Hard, over and over again.") enough's been said already. but great production, great singing, and my fingers are still numb from the candle.

next up was us. without the benefits of lights, we couldn't hide our prop/custome changes, and one of the "punchlines" involves the lights, which we had to edit at the last second. but it went well. we constanstly re-work and throw out skits that don't work, or revamp them. last night was a show written mostly by the superbly talented Rob Young. I think his performance went over well. We need to come up with ways to support him better. His brother, making it 3 "brothers" from the big red H were in attendance last night, and i think he enjoyed it.

and then the supremely-too-good-for-me Improv Foundry was up next. They're funny, and out of our league (at the moment), but they've been going at it for 3 years now, and this is only 2 months with the new cast, and like 8 months in total. So we've come a far, far way on an awesome starship journey to get where we are right now. And watching Hubba-Hubba's who can make me laugh is amazing (which is why I'm with the bestiest of the Hubbas right now. She's HILARIOUS in her nerdy ways.)

I wish you were there.

Next week, the 22nd, I will be the host and do some stand up. so come on down and HECKLE me. it's probably be the last time an American audience gets to tell me how much I suck...so have at it!

night-night.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

BTC

Guys we have a bragging to children show this Tuesday at An Tua Nua's at 8:30. You should come on down. It's going to be a great night.

Seriously (even though there's humor).

Eddie Guerrero...




It saddens me, but one of the greatest wrestlers passed away on Sunday. From a wrestling background, Eddie was one of the "bad guys," you always had to root for. His was one of the first wrestling websites I visited, titled www.eddiesucks.com . He understoond that the fans knew wrestling was fake, but was generally booing or cheering him out of respect for his characters. Very few wrestlers could get a crowd to boo while he was in the ring, then laugh and cheer as soon as they stepped off.

If you never were into wrestling, I bet you would watch an Eddie Guerrero match and at least walk away thoroughly entertained if not an immediate fan.

I have a secret to make, I haven't always been a wrestling fan. Like many boys, I enjoyed watching WWF on television. Then came a period after I learned it was fake, and my mother didn't really like me watching it because she thought I was getting too rough with my sisters and cousins. And then I got teased a lot, so I decided to just drop it all together.

Then came college, or maybe it was late in highschool and I watched an Eddie Guerrero match. Didn't think too much about it, but I found myself flipping through the channels just hoping I could see him again. The week after that, I would tune in again, to see Eddie and a few other people he wrestled with. Again this continued until I became the rabid fan I am today.*As I'm learning with this comedy, the greatest gift a performer has is the ability to make his companions look good, if not better than he is, regardless of their ability. Eddie always brought out the best qualities of the other wrestlers.

To be the ultimate performer is to have the ability to make the audience wait for you to arrive on stage, and for them to relax when you do. Just knowing Eddie was on the scene meant the rest of the show would go well, and whatever scenes he was in would be entertaining, even if he wasn't the center of it.

As an audience, we knew what his alliances were--it was always with the fans. So we booed or cheered, whatever he wanted to do just to put him over and have the company. He was looked over as a small, but overly-competent wrestler. Eddie was a man who could Greco-Roman (or Olympic-style) wrestle or he could mimic the more highflying Luchadores of Mexico. He had a range of characters, from the Gringo (American) who hates Latinos in his days as a Mexican wrestler, to the super crafty and (stereotypically) Latin loverboy known as "Latino Heat."After many years of struggling because of his size (a "generous 5'10") and ethnicity he finally made it to today's highest honor in professional wrestling by winning the WWE Championship belt on February 15, 2005.

Later that year at Wrestlemania XX**, Chris Benoit, his best friend who faced similar setbacks in his carrier, won the
World Heavyweight Championship and celebrated with Eddie in the ring. It was a cool night to be a wrestling fan, to see two long-time underdogs win. And moreso than that, it was a night when all fans won. As you know, wrestling often showcases circus freaks and comic book characters, under the mistaken theory that these characters are what draws the most attention. But finally on the day after Valentine's Day, it wasn't the big "monster", or the "Sufer Dude" with beach blonde looks, but the guy who put the maximum effort into putting on a good show. That night was about the guy with the biggest heart. (pun intended)

Now that's enough details for you. This isn't a wrestling blog, but it's really a shame to see one of the best performers, or rather entertainers, pass away so suddenly.


It's a bummer, but for someone who entertained me so much, he deserves some sort of blog entry.

Peace.

* Okay, there may have been other reasons for me starting to like wrestling again, like the Rock and Booker T, but Eddie Guerrero was a major factor, okay?

** Wrestlemania is the Superbowl of wrestling. At one point it was the Superbowl of Superbowls, but those times have passed.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Bragging to Children

New Show.

Tuesday.
An Tua Nua

835 Beacon St, Boston, MA.

9pm

$7

Comedy. It's what's for dinner*.


*Dinner not suitable for diabetics, bulimics or the depressed. See doctor for details.

What Does Your Name Mean?

http://www.bostonuk.com/names/default.asp


Rasheed


Creative, versatile and imaginative you appreciate beauty in all forms. You have great inner strength and courage and have the ability to accept large responsibilities or challenging situations with patience and humility. Others admire these qualities and follow your lead. You are honest, discerning and self-disciplined and need to have a peaceful environment. Putting others before self your talents are used to make life better for everyone.

Hasan


You are a charismatic individual with a dynamic and attractive personality. Probably not known for your caution or patience you are a risk taker who hates to be restricted in any way. Freedom is very important to you. Your thinking and intuition is strong and you have a talent for communication. You enjoy the sensual and material pleasures of life and with the application of care and wisdom you can achieve wonderful worldly success.

Pumping Iron

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Just a bad week

I'm officially the worst sales guy in the office. (I probably have 2 months to live.)
Road rage's killing me. Honestly, I've had little time to do anything I wanted to, then when I get to, something else comes up (or I get admonished for wanting to just chill out, and maybe watch tv or play video games because it's "not active" enough.). Or I have to fix something that's broken or clean up a mess that happened because something broke down. Or, I've been carting here and there for no reason just to pick something or someone up, or to sit and do nothing.

I also hate having to spend time doing what other people think is fun. Like reading a book. I don't like feeling like it's a homework assignment. I'll get around to it on my own time!

Enough complaining. Maybe work will start to click, my comedy group will gel a little bit, and other things will just fit into my life better. Or maybe not. Then I'll see you at the end of the tunnel.

Peace.

Aristocrats

I'm writing an "Aristocrats" joke. Here's the format of the joke. Let's see who can write the best one from our blog readers.


A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

INSERT YOUR JOKE HERE.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Two Links for you.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Thank You Scoop Jackson. Thank you!

My thoughts exactly. I'm not the biggest Phil Jackson fan. Among many reasons, I find him preposterous, patronizing and hypocritical. Here's an excellent example.

Still Geeked

Had a great show last night, and I'm still pysched about it!

We played in front of the audience, had a small problem with the tech crew who couldn't read our notes (we should've typed it). But all in all, we got some laughs. I got some laughs (finally people!), and had a great time.

Working on a new stand-up set. Maybe sometime I'll perform it.

Peace,
Ra

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Trick or Treat

Come see my group perform at The Tribe Theater, 67 Stuart Street, Boston, MA. Show starts at 8pm., tickets are $7. I have no idea when we go on, because they mix the order at the door (depending on how many people show up to see which group).

It'll be a great time. New Skits, New Cast Members, and a New Me... which is much like the old me, but with a calf and chest implants, to make me look buff.

Will I see you there?

Ra
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