i'm such a slobbb

i took a big piece of chartey's cake. he was like, "woooah. did you take a bite out of this cake?" "uh, yes." "i meant the other cake." "that one's gone too. i'm sorry." "uh, i think kate had a piece."
For the record, it wasn't me who finished the 1st cake, but I did have a piece of the 2nd, more favored one. I can understand why I'm a suspect.