Cast is off...Koniciwa Witches.
"Konichiwa Witches"- Japanese gangsta in the world series of dice skit on the Dave Chappelle show.
Got the brace off, now I'm in a flexible cast.
The person who's like the Physician Assistant's helper (the Physician's Assistant's Assistant) is this cute Russian lady about 2 or 3 years younger than me. Now, hold on. By cute I mean that literally. She's 5'1 probably all of 85 pounds soaping wet. How I know this, and how many times we've taken a bath together is not the point. I love my girlfriend, and I don't plan on leaving her, but "cute" is apt I tells ya.
And they put me in this like brace that you see the athletes wear. That's right. I said it. I'm an athlete. Stop snickering, because snot's coming out your nose and my boss can hear you. She, the Physician's Assistant (--ha! You thought I was going to say Physician's Assistant's Assistant, didn't you?), has me, literally, marching around. I have to put my knee up to my chest, and then lower it down to the ground. I only do this every now and then to re-teach myself how to walk. Of course, this ends up looking like I work for Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks (is this walk patented? Yes, I think so. You've got to be more original.)
It's kind of funny when you to a orthopedic doctor. You got to figure out that these are the people who are a bit squeamish about blood and squishy-ness. That's why they opt for the bones, where they can manipulate your broken shoulder slot with their clumsy hands.
So, I go their last year to see them about my back problems. What do they do; push down on my back. What comes out? A fart. Boy, you've never seen a patient get dismissed from an office so fast. I think I was told to go to Phys. Therapy about that shoulder. Maybe I'll ask them to take a look at it when I get the exercises for my knee.
The good thing is that this will help me in my goal to lose weight. The bad news is that I have to stop being lazy. Sigh. I had another thought, but I'm tired.
In other news, I'm going to store to pick up MVP Baseball 2005. IT BETTER BE THERE. Or, I'll have to wait another day...
Got the brace off, now I'm in a flexible cast.
The person who's like the Physician Assistant's helper (the Physician's Assistant's Assistant) is this cute Russian lady about 2 or 3 years younger than me. Now, hold on. By cute I mean that literally. She's 5'1 probably all of 85 pounds soaping wet. How I know this, and how many times we've taken a bath together is not the point. I love my girlfriend, and I don't plan on leaving her, but "cute" is apt I tells ya.
And they put me in this like brace that you see the athletes wear. That's right. I said it. I'm an athlete. Stop snickering, because snot's coming out your nose and my boss can hear you. She, the Physician's Assistant (--ha! You thought I was going to say Physician's Assistant's Assistant, didn't you?), has me, literally, marching around. I have to put my knee up to my chest, and then lower it down to the ground. I only do this every now and then to re-teach myself how to walk. Of course, this ends up looking like I work for Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks (is this walk patented? Yes, I think so. You've got to be more original.)
It's kind of funny when you to a orthopedic doctor. You got to figure out that these are the people who are a bit squeamish about blood and squishy-ness. That's why they opt for the bones, where they can manipulate your broken shoulder slot with their clumsy hands.
So, I go their last year to see them about my back problems. What do they do; push down on my back. What comes out? A fart. Boy, you've never seen a patient get dismissed from an office so fast. I think I was told to go to Phys. Therapy about that shoulder. Maybe I'll ask them to take a look at it when I get the exercises for my knee.
The good thing is that this will help me in my goal to lose weight. The bad news is that I have to stop being lazy. Sigh. I had another thought, but I'm tired.
In other news, I'm going to store to pick up MVP Baseball 2005. IT BETTER BE THERE. Or, I'll have to wait another day...
posted by Coolhand at 2:29 PM
1 Comments:
ha- that was so funny- I laughed a lot! LOVE IT!
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