Things that make you go, "Check, please."
...And then you grab your coat and leave.
Anyways...
Okay, want to hear something stupid? Sure you do!
I have this habit of popping my joints, just you know, like wiggling a leg (foreshadowing), or twisting my neck, rotating my shoulders, cracking my knuckles...
So, I get up and think to myself, "ooh, my right knee is kind of stiff. Let me wiggle-OW!" And I slumped back in my chair...RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING!
What a life.
Yeah?
How about this: Without a planner, my stress was that I had a lot to do, but don't know when/where to do it. Now, I'm constantly faced with a big reminder that my life is busy, or should I say that I have no life.
You know what I need? A good book or magazine article and the john. Be back in half an hour...
Anyways...
Okay, want to hear something stupid? Sure you do!
I have this habit of popping my joints, just you know, like wiggling a leg (foreshadowing), or twisting my neck, rotating my shoulders, cracking my knuckles...
So, I get up and think to myself, "ooh, my right knee is kind of stiff. Let me wiggle-OW!" And I slumped back in my chair...RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING!
What a life.
Yeah?
How about this: Without a planner, my stress was that I had a lot to do, but don't know when/where to do it. Now, I'm constantly faced with a big reminder that my life is busy, or should I say that I have no life.
You know what I need? A good book or magazine article and the john. Be back in half an hour...
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