Saturday, July 30, 2005

Really Good Show

Had a great show Thursday night. And by great, I mean, the biggest mistake I made, where I tripped over Shaun's lines, wasn't noticeable. Although, it did kinda screw him up.

Lots of people showed up. If you are one of those, thanks to you! And I hope you liked the pizza and drinks we gave you.

Next week, we have 2 shows, one at the bar, the Cantab, in Cambridge.

I went to bed at 2am last night. i need a hug.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Kinsey

Just got back from the gym today. Lifted weights. I actually reached 200 on an incline, but I must be doing something wrong. Or that must not be a lot of weight.

Watching Kinsey with my girlfriend. Definitely not an action flick. Kinda interesting, but who am I kidding. I'm not up for these movies and their adult-oriented serious themes. But SHE is, so here we are. Guess it's time for me to grow up.

It's an interesting book, and Liam Neeson is an INCREDIBLE actor. Man, and according to IMDB, he "worked as a forklift operator for Guinness, truck driver, assistant architect and an amateur boxer." Well, I guess I got a ways to go. Where do I start? I guess Improv acting as a good place. I need to lose weight so I can get "regular" acting gigs. But really, I just need to make my own mark. Or to be more precise, I need to muster up some more courage and quit being so lazy.

Catch you on the flip side.

Is this thing on?

Woke up with a headache today. Slept in new (gf's) bed. Kinda warm this morning. Lots of work to do.

Typing this message from work. Hope it makes it to you in time. Hopefully the email-thing will work. If not, tell America that I know who really shot JFK, it was ::BLAM::THUD::

By the way, I want to learn guitar. Thoughts?

My gf says that although I don't sound "white", I do have a different accent from most people here. A bit of a mid-Western twang. It happens when I'm tired or when I speak to my family. Which is true. Even though I'm born in Boston, for some reason I can never shake those formative summers I spent in Ohio. Ever breathe clean air? if you haven't spend a week away from the east coast, and not just in New Hampshire. I also really fell in love with baseball there, although I suck at fantasy baseball.

Why can't I be on a cool show like PTI?

Monday, July 25, 2005

Argh!

HTML YOU ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY.

I'm trying to change the color (to black) font (to white) and to add things like pictures from the weddings i've been to share with you. however, html's just plain stubborn, or rather my knowledge of html is about as deep as a thimble.

also, i'm convinced that i'm the only person NOT jealous of Lance Armstrong for dating Sheryl Crow and being such an accomplished athlete. Whatev'. I bet I could dunk if I cut of my nuts too. But you don't see me doing it...when I'm sober.

George Orwell continues to eff with my mind.

So (my favorite article)

Late last week, a New York times article pointed me to George Orwell's great essay on "Politics and the English Language." (1946) Although the name of the article escapes me, the New York Times reporter pointed out that political speech is deteriorating in this current presidency. And he quoted from the Orwell article on how a laziness with the English language reflects both the author's contempt for the truth, as well as their subterfuge.

Reading the original essay has opened my eyes. I, like so many English speakers today, am quite lazy with the language. I use non-Saxton words when an English one will suffice. (Although I do wonder whether a German word like "Subterfuge" is technically Saxton or not.) And the meaning behind my speech, my truth as it were, would be more evident to you the reader if I thought more about what I said and how I am saying it. If we used metaphors and similes to create a visual image, our own truths would be as self-evident as, well, I'm not quite good at metaphors. I was thinking of the old-hat metaphor with the light-bulb going on, but I'm still too lazy to think of another one.

Of course, you can pick out many mistakes in these few paragraphs and point out which sentences need shortening, or which words are better suited for my truth. But hey, I'm just picking this up, it takes a while to sift through!

Either way, it IS a good essay; one that is particularly relevant to our modern political climate. While it is tempting to further butcher his prose like a kosher deli, a more effective and persuasive tactic would be to let you peer at his words directly:

Consider for instance some comfortable English professor defending Russian totalitarianism. He cannot say outright, "I believe in killing off your opponents when you can get good results by doing so." Probably, therefore, he will say something like this:

While freely conceding that the Soviet regime exhibits certain features which the humanitarian may be inclined to deplore, we must, I think, agree that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of transitional periods, and that the rigors which the Russian people have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement.

This passage, while a parody, is particularly prescient. Reflecting how our news and media perpetrate-- inadvertently or purposefully-- many misconceptions about domestic and international politics in the context of Orwell's essay, brings about fresh new ideas that eek out from the clouds like sunshine on a humid July evening in Massachusetts. (Phew!)

As someone who's always made their living with words, politics or sales, this idea of obfuscating an oblique truth/maxim really sings. I think about this fundamental problem a lot: Am I being too clear, or not clear enough? Questioning my own motives, I wonder (not usually aloud, but still), why am I not persuasive as I want to be?

The last part of Orwell's essay, which I just started to read, is how a laziness with language corrupts the thought process. If you aren't sure which language is appropriate, then you also don't understand the main thought or argument.

And that's something I question. What do I understand? What do I believe in? And why the devil can't I communicate that?

And I thought math was hard...

Does this ever happen to you?

So,

I was warm-calling (calling a person who I've visited in person before, or called before, or sent a letter to) and to jog their memory, I say that I'm the person who looked like "Denzel Washington." "Oh," she replied. "You're not going to like this, but, oh, never mind."

"What? Is there something wrong?" I ask.

"Well, you don't look like you sound!" She exclaimed.

"Really?" Hoping I could head the conversation off, I earnestly added, "Well, do you think I sound like a whimp? Sometimes I think my voice is a bit high."

"No. You sound white."

Cue the surreal music. All I could say is joke with her that I grew up with Boston, a city not known for its bulging black population, and I idolized Fredrick Douglas and Thurgood Marshall.

She continued. "Well, I've never had those two call me, so I don't know what they sounded like. And believe me, I'm from Boston, too. And the rest of 'them,' I can't understand at all. You I can."

Well, I need the sale, so I just stuck with it, and aside from hearing her call herself a "mega-b*tch", I feel like I'm in a very-good position.

It's just like hearing nails go across a chalk-board. Just a few moments, and the annoyance will stop.

Well, that's my story. Where do you think I should go from there? I'm debating whether I should ask a white alpha-male to accompany me this week on the sales call. Or maybe the person was just trying to test my mettle; just trying to goose me a little.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Niiice

Holy Sh!t! Cena won. The good guys do win. Nice. Suck it Eric Bischoff!

Karl Rove is ruining America.

Honestly,

Why do we live in the climate we do today? Why is everything that is "anti-Bush" met with such venom on the Right side of the political spectrum? Why? Why? Why?

I'm not in the mood to blog about him, but I just feel that Rove, and Rick Santorum... I mean, remember when the "angry white males" came to power in 1992 with the "contract with America" and blamed everything on liberalism and on minorities? But remember how they said it was Clinton's fault, because he was one of like, 10 politicians that had a extramarital affairs?

So, how did one man's transgressions make it okay for the Right to smear and attack everyone, even their own when they step out of line?

Listen, I'm in insurance. I'm in a conservative industry. And I can tell you that even people within my industry have problems with the new changes in the "Ownership Society." What's going to happen is that as people crack under the new responsibility, more and more people will be relying on emergency services. Our hospitals will be taxed as more people can't pay for health care. Our police will be taxed as we cut their budgets; because crime rises as people's real income decreases (we can write a whole blog on this one); and let's not forget the strain on our fire departments because an ownership society can ill afford to protect against slacking regulations. I have more points (our depleting military), but simply voicing such concerns makes you sympathetic with terrorist.

Sigh. I'm rambling again.


Wrestling's on. I hope I get to see the good guys win.

Holy Sh!t! Cena won. The good guys do win. Nice. Suck it Eric Bischoff!

Bragging To Children

So,

My Sketch Comedy/Improv Comedy troup is finally up and running.

Here is our website:

www.braggingtochildren.com

What is bragging to children? Are we a new Michael Moore documentary, or the next greatest sensation since Mel Gibson's Passion of the CHrist. Quite frankly, yes, but you be the judge of that.

I think you'll like our brand of humor. It's brand new, and like a new IPO, you can be in on the ground floor. Come and test us out. Give us your thoughts. It's going to be a rollicking good time. And if not rollicking, then it will be some what entertaining. And if not somewhat entertaining, then it'll be just plain silly.

Here is some information on our show:


News & Shows:
Bragging to Children will be performing at the following locations.
All shows: 18+.

July 21st
Actor's Workshop Black Box Theatre. 327 Summer St.
8:30 P.M.
Admission $5

July 28th
w/ Kitsch in Sync
Actor's Workshop Black Box Theatre. 327 Summer St.
8:30 P.M.
Admission $5

August 4th
Cantab Lounge
8:00 P.M.

August 7th
Improvboston
7:00 P.M.


Contact:
braggingtochildren@gmail.com

Stop lecturing me, beotches.

so,

my new roommate was complaining about the heat. so, i gave him my fan. MY fan. and I went out and bought another one. i bend over for everybody.

anyways. then, he asks if i'm going to the gym, and then gives me a lecture on
how i have too much food in the fridge and how he lost all this weight
and yadda yadda yadda.

why is it that everyone lectures me every damn? if it's not weight,
it's work, if it's not work it's grad school. if it's not grad school it's something else. I'm sick of it.

i feel slightly better after working out, but i'm so nice to people.
why do they think they can lecture me?

just leave me alone.

"and go sell some medicine bitches!" - Dave Chappelle as "Black Bush".