If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Interesting craze.

Man, I'm always down for a good Chuck Norris joke. Check out this site, and thank me later.

A few of my favorites:

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only
recognizes the element of surprise. "

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants. "

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs. "

"Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell 'What The Fuck was That?'"