Changes

Today's Song: "Them Changes" - Buddy Miles w/Jimi Hendrix & the Band of Gypsys
Today's Video Game: "Civilization IV: Warlords"
Today's Movie: "World's Finest" by Sandy Collora (trailer)

Got some changes going on y'all! We're going to get a new website by middle-to-late August. It's going to have all these musings, along with a links for my comedy schedule, employment/cv links, some pictures of my ugh-lee mug, "culture", and (hopefully) a better place to put your thoughts. Looking for a good web server/hosting site to hold it on...So if you know of anything holler back. Current plan is to gerry-rig my new site using a whole bunch of free blog sites -- that way I can get it finished faster and on the cheap just to prove what I can do on a shoe-string budget.

In the meantime-in-between-time, check out this awesome fan-film trailer. Or as Stephen Colbert would say, "Awesome if you got any guts!" That makes no sense!

Peace!

I feel like a schmuck!

I did not know that Lance Bass would come out of the closet the same day I made my Nsynce joke.

I could merely take it down, but it's fun to smack-talk your sister.

Quit looking at me!

My budget allows for one game this month...

Civilization IV: Warlords or Major League Baseball 2k6?

To my sister

I'm putting you on "blast."

Just because I like to listen to a couple Justin Timberlake songs and debate whether he or Usher will surpass Michael Jackson (hint: it might just be NeYo), doesn't make me any more or less secure in my masculinity as an African-American male.

Yes, I did use my fiance's fruit colored shampoo. I don't see your point?

Watching SNL

I wish there were more women in comedy. I mean, how can you NOT laugh at Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and my fiance's future bridesmaid, Kristen Wiig.

I think BTC may be in the market for a few good women. It's a great, refreshingly different (re: non-violent, non-scat joke) comedy viewpoint. Know any? Hollar!

Chappelle Show

Did anyone see the new shows? What did you think? Didn't Susan Sharandon look like she was 25 in that scene with "Lil' Jon?" Uh..nevermind.

Who made Paris Hilton into a music star?

And why are you doing this to me?

Sincerely,
America

Seriously....

Was there a better video game than this?

And before you answer...how many games had 13 endings? Wasn't this the first game to give you an incentive to play the game after beating it once-- using the same save you just used to beat it-- because you would have a different ending each time?

And let's not forget the soundtrack. And the decent sequel.

Ladies and gents (but especially the ladies), I give you...Chrono Trigger!

Not sure if this is real or not...

Been trying to find out if it's a hoax, like that LeBron Nike commercial, but this might be real, like that Tiger Woods commercial. Still, this Ronaldinho guy is amazing (if this is real). Kinda thing that makes an American actually appreciate "football."

Nah!


By the way, I know the Tiger Woods commercial is real because I remember watching with my dad the outtakes they had on NECN of all places...

All-Star Break

Manny Ramirez should play in the all-star game. Players need to realize how important the all-star game is. There shouldn't be cheesey gimmicks like more money or home-field advantage. In fact, players should lose money if they don't play. If there's a chance you can get hurt playing in an exhibition game, then you shouldn't play in the pre-season. In fact, let's not play the first half of the season, just go to a random lottery designed using a rotating array of numbers that correspond to the letters in a citie's name. The Angles don't get extra points for being "from" Los Angeles and "of" Anaheim. Douches, all of 'em. (That's what they get for wearing Willie Mays' #24--which is also my number!)

Ra: Hmm..it's been a while since I've posted. What should I write about? Life in Worcester? Worcester being the MILF capital of the world? The horse that's in someone's back yard (or down the street), and is neighing like...well, like a horse? My bout with food poisioining that left me crying, forgetting my fiance's name, and losing 8 pounds? Nah. I can't even spell "poisoning."

Ponders.

Ra: Hmm..."Manny Ramirez should play in the all-star game. Players need to realize how important the all-star game is. There shouldn't be cheesey gimmicks like more money or home-field advantage. In fact, players should lose money if they don't play. If there's a chance you can get hurt playing in an exhibition game, then you shouldn't play in the pre-season. In fact, let's not play the first half of the season, just go to a random lottery designed using a rotating array of numbers that correspond to the letters in a citie's name. The Angles don't get extra points for being "from" Los Angeles and "of" Anaheim. Douches, all of 'em. (That's what they get for wearing Willie Mays' #24--which is also my number!)"

Ponders.

Ra: Ahh...Just sit back and watch the hits and praises roll in.

Sips Low-calorie Lemonade. Goes back to cave.